El Squatcho

Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun. But when you're chasing eight-foot apex primates through the Pacific Northwest? You wear El Squatcho.

This tee is for the ones who've heard the wood knocks. The ones who've smelled something unholy on a night hike and didn't run—okay, maybe you ran a little. The Sasquatch silhouette isn't just a logo. It's a statement. It's a lifestyle. It's the patron saint of grainy trail cam footage and "what was that?" moments around the campfire.

19th Division Camp. Crossed arrows. Because we're out here doing the Lord's work in the wilderness, hunting for truth in the places science refuses to look. Somewhere beneath the skin of a researcher beats the heart of a luchador—and like Nacho himself, we believe in something bigger even when the world calls us crazy.

Soft cotton. Premium fit. Pairs well with toast, a little bit of faith, and late-night episodes about things that shouldn't exist but absolutely do.

Get that corn outta my face—and get this shirt on your back.