Bigfoot Christmas Ornament

Introducing the Blurry Creatures Bigfoot Ornament—the only Christmas decoration that's been spotted in 47 states but never confirmed by mainstream science. He's got the Santa hat. He's tangled in lights (don't ask how, it was a whole thing). And he's ready to hang on your tree like the elusive legend he is.

Finally, an ornament that matches your personality: mysterious, a little weird, and impossible to get a clear photo of at family gatherings.

Forget your basic bulbs and boring angels. This is the cryptid king of Christmas, draped in holiday cheer and ready to spark conversations like "Why is there a Bigfoot on your tree?" and "Are you okay?"

Yes. Yes, we are. We're better than okay. We're Blurry.

Deck the halls with eight feet of fury.

Hangs perfect. Looks legendary. Pairs beautifully with eggnog, wood knocks, and scaring Aunt Mary with the squatch call you've been working on all year long.

Merry Squatchmas.